25. 5'10. Sober. Queer. Happy to be here.
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poethrotsvitha:

grizzlyadventures:

positive-memes:

Truly amazing advice.

First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their fucking dinner

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ashtonsunshine:

via Michael’s Instagram story. 16th January 2019

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equuslupus:

gayquicksilver:

gayquicksilver:

By the way the local New Zealand drama right now is that there’s this family of British tourists in the country right now that have, on their own, been such god awful visitors that the national news and like half the country is following their exploits and they got a deportation notice. Like we literally have nothing else better to do in this country.

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They’ve been in the country 5 fucking days ok not even a week. And it started a few days ago when some people Snapchatted them leaving HEAPS of rubbish behind at Takapuna beach (one of the most expensive suburbs in the country) and people were like “hey can you pick that up” and the family got real aggressive about it including this kid who could not have been more than 5 being like “ill bash ya fookin head in m8” and this was ALL over Facebook and allegedly they were all drunk too

Then later this same family was pulled over for their kids not being in proper car seats, so they got taken to the dpt store to buy some, no biggie, but u know the connection was made that this is the same family from earlier in the week.

Then yesterday the police got called in Hamilton to a Burger King where the SAME FAMILY is like, harassing staff and demanding free food, trying to walk through the drive thru and even after police were called it took like an hour to get them to leave

Now one of the woman has been arrested for robbing some sunglasses and soft drinks or something from a gas station ehdhfgrhejehehhs

I think there was more stuff. And apparently they were real fucking terrible on the flight here too. But overall the situation is just SO funny, like sure they were rude to retail workers and stole some stuff but the whole country is riled the fuck up because they left rubbish all over our beach and you do NOT get away with that shit

‘Pig’ British tourists to be deported from New Zealand

fucking wild lmao

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ponderation:

Fresh Snow by stokes rx

22:27 16 January 2019115633

darthvcder:

darthvcder:

the fact that community colleges are seen as less valid and for “stupid” people is a result of classism and in this essay I will-

ppl in the tags saying that it’s “genuinely a lesser tier of education because people go there for trades and nursing and thats about it” are just proving that its classism. bc a) no thats absolutely not correct. a good chunk of people that go to community colleges do so to knock out their gen eds at a lower price than they’d be if they went to a four year, then transfer to a four year. and more importantly b) trade professions are not lesser than other professions that take higher degrees. people who go into things that take associates degrees are not “stupid”.

if you think ppl who are too poor to attend a four year university for all four years, or that ppl who are too poor to/don’t want to get their bachelor’s/master’s/doctorate are “stupid” then i have news for you:

thats classism, babe

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theoraeken:

Legends of the Lost With Megan Fox

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roskii:

s0mbr4-h4xx3d-m3:

nyanbianry:

ina-gartens-weave:

wanderthewoods:

“Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice cave.

yeah Georgia? that’s an ice cave ? that’s a god damn ice cave? that’s the only thing you intended to paint? that’s it? just an ice cave?

all of georgia okeefes art is like this dont act surprised

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It Really Is.

Staff seeing this:

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blueboyluca:

Bob Ross gets it.

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sealcontent:

officialleoneabbacchio:

officialleoneabbacchio:

I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN

RIGHT

FUCKING

NOW

i wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing blobs to climb on me

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possiblestalker:

Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke.